Wednesday, 21 November 2012

MB Update Thirteen: At The Thronerooms Of Madness

...There appears to be a light there.
I should probably stab it.
SNEAK MODE ENGAGED
...OH GODS THEY'RE INVISIBLE
Oooooh, treashah!
Hm.  What's this?
Neat.  Tons of grummite's around here.  I wonder if there's a connection...?
So, I guess they lay eggs?  Interesting.
Oh, hey, Seducers.
...But I didn't sneeze...
Can you tell me about the Isles?
Right, thanks.
I was kinda hoping for info on the Knights, but whatever.
Huh?  What's that?
...This does not look good.
TIME TO KILL IT TO DEATH!
STAB HIM!
May as well.  See what happens.
...Well that was ea-OH GOD KNIGHTS
THEY ARE ALL DEAD.
Hm.  I wonder if I could get up there some time?
And now back to Mania!
I heard there was a book store around here somewhere...
Aha!
Lady I am half-dead and covered in blood.
Look at my health bar, se-oh you can't see it right now.
Sorry, dear.  You're not my type.
Maybe later, though
Do you have any books on grummites?  I'm studying their culture.
"Yes, they're right over here.  Now, if you're interested in a different sort of st-"
Stop that 
Hmmm...
Aha1
...I don't know what that is.
Could I just, y'know, buy this book?
...riiiiiight.
...Iiiinteresting.
...GODDAMMIT WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
...Oh yes.  It floats.
I got attacked by Knights.
Also, some of your guards are dead.  Just a heads-up.
It is already quite burdened.  With Grummites.
Iunno how they keep getting in there.
It's running!
...But I don't like cheese.

Fact, even.
could my cheese maybe be you not making that face again, sir
Oooooooh.
...Uh.

...Welp.
Wat.
But not for you, I'm guessing.
Sounds like a good plan.
...You mean I'm not the most important thing in the Isles?
O-ow!  Right in the ego!
And then, just like that, he was gone.
Oh no wait there he is
I, uh...
Okay.
Hopefully.
The Greymarch?
I'd imagine you do!
...Wait, who's Jyggalag?
I dislike him already!
...Godsdammit how do I keep getting roped into these things
How might I be doing this?
Involving the Greymarch
But not then, got it.
Inclu-sir did you just fall asleep mid-sentence?
...Sir?  Were you going to ask me something?
please don't eat my brains
The Isles!
...Oh dear.
I usually am.  It's my default state.
Well, when it's not blank apathy, but you know what I mean.
...Because it'd be no fun if broken into tiny pieces?
People'd get them stuck in their feet.
It is indeed!
Wait!  What about those obelisk-things?
Perhaps they both have similar sugar contents?
...My mother was an alchemist.  Stop looking at me like that.
What about the Greymarch?
Dammit.  I just bought these shoes.
Oh.  That.  I'm good at that.
Is Jyggalag going to be a threat?
I see.
Do you lot have parties often?
Can I come?
Can you hook me up with Azura?
So, Duke of Mania...
Who's he?
...I'm in for a major headache here, aren't I?
Dammit I'm using those.

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